Esa España mía, esa España nuestra

Real, como la vida misma, esta entrada de las Frequently Asked Questions de la web de un congreso estadounidense

But I’m Spanish!

Fear not, we will take care of you. Wait until the meetings are over, shoot us an email, and we will send over a beautiful document attesting to your participation in the meetings complete with letterhead and official titles and name of your paper and workshop title.

http://sole-jole.org/FAQ.htm